My Funeral's on Friday

Yeah, I wrote my eulogy last night

Sent the invite just for spite

Wear your black, but don't be late

I hate delays, even at the gate

Make it loud, no tears allowed

I want fireworks, not crying crowds

Let my coffin crowd the feed

Put a filter on my final bleed

Don't call it tragedy, this is trend

Don't act surprised, you watched the end

My funeral's on Friday

Don't forget to like and pray

Share my ghost, then click away

Pretend you cared, it's just display

Set me free with your applause

Dress my death in photo flaws

One last post, one last decay

My funeral's this fucking Friday

Flash a smile for the algorithm

Tears in reels, that's how we live 'em

I was a burden in 4K

Now I'm just a trending cliché

Sell my soul for ad revenue

The priest reads quotes I never knew

He says I'm "free", what a lovely thought

Now close the app, I'm all you've got

I died in pixels, not in pain

A perfect corpse in a viral frame

You didn't save me, you scrolled on by

But hey... thanks for stopping by.

Build me a box out of lies and likes

Nail it shut with digital spikes

Mourn me in merch, cry in delay

You loved me most when I slipped away

My funeral's on Friday

Put my ghost in autoplay

Caption me as "gone too soon"

But never saw me in the room

No redemption, no display

Just one last viral fadeaway

So post it loud, don't look my way

My funeral's this fucking Friday