Keine Fäuste, nur Paragraphen: die Satire eines Menschen, der jeden Konflikt mit Klageschriften gewinnt. Bürokratie als Waffe, Empathie ausgeschaltet.
Oh baby, don't you worry, no need to fear,
Our battle ain't done yet, we'll settle it here,
In a world of order, I play the game right,
I wield paperwork like a sword in the night.
You thought you'd hurt me, but I'm far too smart,
With subpoenas and letters, I'll tear you apart.
31 snitching, yeah I'll make the call,
Even if it's petty, I'm suing you all.
You punch, I don't swing, I just pull out my pen,
The courtroom's my arena, where I always win.
Oh, violence ain't the way we fight,
We'll see each other in the legal light.
Forget the fists, don't raise a hand,
We'll settle this with a lawyer's brand.
Oh baby, no need to shout or scream,
Just sign the papers, let's end the dream.
We'll meet in court, yeah, we'll meet in court.
Back in school, I let them push me around,
Then wrote their names down, revenge without a sound.
My teacher? A lawsuit, my classmates, the same,
I built my empire on the rules of the game.
You think you're safe? Ha! Think again,
One wrong step, I'm calling the men.
From handshakes to handcuffs, that's how I roll,
I'll take what's yours, with legal control.
You punch, I don't swing, I just pull out my pen,
The courtroom's my arena, where I always win.
Oh, violence ain't the way we fight,
We'll see each other in the legal light.
Forget the fists, don't raise a hand,
We'll settle this with a lawyer's brand.
Oh baby, no need to shout or scream,
Just sign the papers, let's end the dream.
We'll meet in court, yeah, we'll meet in court.
They told me, "Don't play with matches or knives,"
So I sued my parents for ruining my life.
Now I'm the king of loopholes, that's my claim,
I'll make sure they never forget my name.
You lied to me once? Here's a cease and desist,
I'll drown you in forms that you can't resist.
Empathy? Nah, that's not for me,
I've got legalese, that's all I need to be free.
Oh, the system's my lover, it works in my favor,
While you drown in the papers, I savor the flavor.
There's no fight, no brawl, no punch in the face,
Just lawyers in suits, setting the pace.
We're bound by rules that I'll always bend,
In this bureaucratic world, I always win in the end.
You wanna challenge me? Better bring your best,
I've got more documents than you can digest.
While you waste your breath, I'll stay calm and cool,
You'll learn real fast I play by the rules.
The judge is my friend, the law's my domain,
Your freedom is just my personal gain.
Oh baby, you'll see, you're no match for my wit,
I'll win this game with every legal hit.
You punch, I don't swing, I just pull out my pen,
The courtroom's my arena, where I always win.
Oh, violence ain't the way we fight,
We'll see each other in the legal light.
Forget the fists, don't raise a hand,
We'll settle this with a lawyer's brand.
Oh baby, no need to shout or scream,
Just sign the papers, let's end the dream.
We'll meet in court, yeah, we'll meet in court.
I'm untouchable, I hide behind the law,
While you scramble, trying to patch every flaw.
I'll take what's yours with a signature's might,
And leave you drowning in legal fright.
You beg for mercy, but it's too late now,
With contracts and clauses, I'll show you how.
In this world of power, I play the long game,
No fist, no fight, just a lawyer's name.
Oh, violence ain't the way we fight,
We'll see each other in the legal light.
Forget the fists, don't raise a hand,
We'll settle this with a lawyer's brand.
Oh baby, no need to shout or scream,
Just sign the papers, let's end the dream.
We'll meet in court, yeah, we'll meet in court.
